Assertive Yet Awwdorable Doggo Memes to Boost Your Confidence in the Office

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    TOO HUNGRY TO SLEEP TOO SLEEPY TO EAT
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    Des Pupp ME REGRETTING THE PLANS I MADE WHILE I WAS IN A 5-MINUTE EXTROVERTED MOOD
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    FINALLY MADE IT TO FRIDAY BUT AT WHAT COST...
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    Whenever someone responds with, "I beg your pardon?" assert your dominance by confirming: "Then beg!"
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    BOSS: Do you want to do overtime? ME: I don't even want to do regular time.
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    PEOPLE: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? ME: I'm just tryna make it to Friday.
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    ME AT 9 AM: I'm going to be positive at work today. ME AT 9:03 AM:
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    MANAGER: You can share your problem with me. ME: But you're the problem.
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    My face when the problem starts playing the victim:
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    According to Harvard scientists, hair is the thinnest thing in the world. They obviously haven't seen my patience.
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    PEOPLE: I like direct people. ME: I like direct deposit.
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    This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat.
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    PEOPLE: Why don't you let your hair dry naturally? ME:
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    PEOPLE: Your memes are hilarious! You must be fun to hang out with. ME:
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    Don't you hate it when you add something to a shopping cart and don't buy it, then get the "Forgot something?" email right after... Like yeah, I forgot I don't have $900.
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    BESTIE: I can see myself wearing a white dress in a couple more years. ME: Like in a wedding or a mental institution?
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    BESTIE: Love is in the air! ME: So is the flu.
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    No matter what you're going through, always be kind and try to help people. Instead of saying "FLUFF OFF," you can say, "How can I help you to fluff off? ☺"
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    Tried to eat healthy today but the orange squirted in my eye. Fries would never do that to me...
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    When people say, "She's really nice once you get to know her," they may as well say, but you'll get used to it." "She's a b

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